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""There is no such thing as a coincidence, just invetibility." "Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" Have a wonderful day!

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.